my mom walked in while I was wrapping her Christmas present, so I panicked and told her I was masturbating.
Into the Fire - Thirteen Senses; Blood’s Too Rich - Luke Doucet; Patron Saint Hunter - Timber Timbre; Fire and Rain - Birdy; They’re All Dead - Beetroot; Skin - Zola Jesus; Native Tongue - The Wilderness of Manitoba; The Funeral - Band of Horses; Radioactive - Imagine Dragons; O Death - Jen Titus; Sodom, South Georgia - Iron & Wine
Liner notes under the cut
I’m on my phone and I thought this was a collection of gays getting married in one of the recently legalized states but
It’s LotR cast
Which is pretty much the same thing.
Yup. A bunch of guys constantly climbing all over each other.
Those were the times…
I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.
so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard “can I have tickets for…”
“that lesbian movie”
“that miserable movie”
Peter: Walter, what are you doing?
Walter: Making my bed. I’ve got a fireplace to keep me warm, and if I get hungry in the middle of the night, the kitchen is only thirteen steps away, which is a prime number and a sign of good fortune.
Peter: You know that you have a bedroom, right? Upstairs.
Walter: Oh, I know what you’re thinking. Don’t worry, son. I promise to wear my shorts to bed so that if you bring any young ladies home there won’t be any embarrassing moments.
Hear me roar!