For the love of Bill Gates,
this thing is adorable
4 months ago with 454 notes — via xxkenziex-moved, © becoming-the-hero


ryan-c-cole:

sexpressline:

my mom walked in while I was wrapping her Christmas present, so I panicked and told her I was masturbating.

Crisis averted

4 months ago with 38,667 notes — via mhossa, © sexpressline


waking up to ash and dust - a walking dead fanmix

alloftheeverything:

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Into the Fire - Thirteen Senses; Blood’s Too Rich - Luke Doucet; Patron Saint Hunter - Timber Timbre; Fire and Rain - Birdy; They’re All Dead - Beetroot; Skin - Zola Jesus; Native Tongue - The Wilderness of Manitoba; The Funeral - Band of Horses; Radioactive - Imagine Dragons; O Death - Jen Titus; Sodom, South Georgia - Iron & Wine

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4 months ago with 30 notes — via fanmixes, © huge-mistakes


zhora-salome:

roxannameta:

pkpow:

tin-pan-ali:

I’m on my phone and I thought this was a collection of gays getting married in one of the recently legalized states but

It’s LotR cast

Which is pretty much the same thing.

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Ugh

Yup. A bunch of guys constantly climbing all over each other.

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Those were the times…

4 months ago with 46,136 notes — via koulin, © suicideblonde


I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.

4 months ago with 4,312 notes — via itsgrimmy, ©


wendlatheradical:

so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard “can I have tickets for…”

“less miserable”
“les miz”
“that lesbian movie”
“that miserable movie”
“le whatever”

4 months ago with 91,437 notes — via greyjoyd, © wendlatheradical


4 months ago with 26,147 notes — via captainjock, © fhlostonsparadise




Peter: Walter, what are you doing?
Walter: Making my bed. I’ve got a fireplace to keep me warm, and if I get hungry in the middle of the night, the kitchen is only thirteen steps away, which is a prime number and a sign of good fortune.
 Peter: You know that you have a bedroom, right? Upstairs.
Walter: Oh, I know what you’re thinking. Don’t worry, son. I promise to wear my shorts to bed so that if you bring any young ladies home there won’t be any embarrassing moments.

Peter: Walter, what are you doing?

Walter: Making my bed. I’ve got a fireplace to keep me warm, and if I get hungry in the middle of the night, the kitchen is only thirteen steps away, which is a prime number and a sign of good fortune.

Peter: You know that you have a bedroom, right? Upstairs.

Walter: Oh, I know what you’re thinking. Don’t worry, son. I promise to wear my shorts to bed so that if you bring any young ladies home there won’t be any embarrassing moments.

4 months ago with 215 notes — via kwintessens, © amatesura


step forward, those who would serve - for an army will be raised.

4 months ago with 3,924 notes — via vespering, © apotheosi




- Pablo Neruda

- Pablo Neruda

4 months ago with 9,857 notes — via icouldadrowned, © aseaofquotes


Hear me roar!

4 months ago with 3,595 notes — via merriells, © frompillow


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