For the love of Bill Gates,
this thing is adorable

so, how are you, pals?

1 year ago with 3 notes
#uhm


1 year ago with 508 notes — via xxkenziex-moved, © becoming-the-hero


ryan-c-cole:

sexpressline:

my mom walked in while I was wrapping her Christmas present, so I panicked and told her I was masturbating.

Crisis averted

1 year ago with 41,149 notes — via sergeantcolbert, © sexpressline


waking up to ash and dust - a walking dead fanmix

alloftheeverything:

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Into the Fire - Thirteen Senses; Blood’s Too Rich - Luke Doucet; Patron Saint Hunter - Timber Timbre; Fire and Rain - Birdy; They’re All Dead - Beetroot; Skin - Zola Jesus; Native Tongue - The Wilderness of Manitoba; The Funeral - Band of Horses; Radioactive - Imagine Dragons; O Death - Jen Titus; Sodom, South Georgia - Iron & Wine

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1 year ago with 35 notes — via fanmixes, © huge-mistakes


zhora-salome:

roxannameta:

pkpow:

tin-pan-ali:

I’m on my phone and I thought this was a collection of gays getting married in one of the recently legalized states but

It’s LotR cast

Which is pretty much the same thing.

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Ugh

Yup. A bunch of guys constantly climbing all over each other.

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Those were the times…

1 year ago with 62,959 notes — via koulin, © suicideblonde


I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.

1 year ago with 5,540 notes — via hanschenrilow, ©


wendlatheradical:

so far working at the cinema today, I’ve heard “can I have tickets for…”

“less miserable”
“les miz”
“that lesbian movie”
“that miserable movie”
“le whatever”

1 year ago with 101,814 notes — via indivisiblematter, © wendlatheradical


1 year ago with 29,383 notes — via captainjock, © fhlostonsparadise




Peter: Walter, what are you doing?
Walter: Making my bed. I’ve got a fireplace to keep me warm, and if I get hungry in the middle of the night, the kitchen is only thirteen steps away, which is a prime number and a sign of good fortune.
 Peter: You know that you have a bedroom, right? Upstairs.
Walter: Oh, I know what you’re thinking. Don’t worry, son. I promise to wear my shorts to bed so that if you bring any young ladies home there won’t be any embarrassing moments.

Peter: Walter, what are you doing?

Walter: Making my bed. I’ve got a fireplace to keep me warm, and if I get hungry in the middle of the night, the kitchen is only thirteen steps away, which is a prime number and a sign of good fortune.

Peter: You know that you have a bedroom, right? Upstairs.

Walter: Oh, I know what you’re thinking. Don’t worry, son. I promise to wear my shorts to bed so that if you bring any young ladies home there won’t be any embarrassing moments.

1 year ago with 230 notes — via thissying, © amatesura


step forward, those who would serve - for an army will be raised.

1 year ago with 4,690 notes — via vespering, © apotheosi




- Pablo Neruda

- Pablo Neruda

1 year ago with 9,983 notes — via felixcaffrey, © aseaofquotes


Hear me roar!

1 year ago with 3,916 notes — via parktaeil, © talesofnorth


1 year ago with 18,178 notes — via captainnic, © asoldierspoem


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